Super X-Ray Vision

So you like guys in uniform
 I think I'll buy a uniform
 And maybe you will like me better
 Maybe I will like me better.
 And maybe I'll be stronger with my super x-ray vision
 Then I could see right through you
 Just like you could see through me,
 Mr super feelings boy
 I know a policeman, he carries a gun
 He has superhuman strength
 He lives in the sun
 I know a policeman, he carries a gun
 He never feels helpless
 He never has fun
 Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, like me
 So you like the way he looks
 I think I kind of look that way
 If I died my hair and grew a bit, and threw away the cape.
 Only to reveal the helpless little boy that can't destroy a fly with worthless x-ray vision
 So who's it gonna be? Mr
 Super-Hero man or me?