Big Ass Headache

I feel like I've been rode hard and hung up wet
 Swallowed by a mule and crapped off a cliff
 I drank enough whiskey to fill up a lake
 Woke up this morning with a big ass headache
 Y'all I ain't kidding this son of a bitch hurts
 Where the hell are my pants must be with my shirt
 I still got my boots on but make no mistake
 They can't help me kick this big ass headache
 Another night of gettin' right
 Gettin' home at daylight
 Payin' for all the hell that I raised
 It's a Jack Daniel's jackhammer
 Shut the door but don't slam her
 Kind of feelin' poundin' my brain
 I got a big ass headache
 I've tried BC Powder I've tried hair of the dog
 I could sweat it out but hell I hate to jog
 Bet I've drank ten gallons of green Gatorade
 But still it ain't drownin' this big ass headache
 Another night of gettin' right
 Gettin' home at daylight
 Payin' for all the hell that I raised
 It's a Jack Daniel's jackhammer
 Shut the door but don't slam her
 Kind of feelin' poundin' my brain
 I got a big ass headache
 It's half past six and there goes my phone
 I found my britches but I should probably stay home
 Pound a few waters try to rehydrate
 'Cause I know what's coming in the morning
 A big ass headache
 A big ass headache