Pageant Material

There's certain things you're s'posed to know
 When you're a girl who grows up in the South
 I try to use my common sense
 But my foot always ends up in my mouth
 And if I had to walk a runway in high heels in front of the whole town
 I'd fall down
 And my mama cried
 When she realized
 I ain't pageant material
 I'm always higher than my hair
 And it ain't that I don't care about world peace
 But I don't see how I can fix it in a swimsuit on a stage
 I ain't exactly Miss Congenial
 Sometimes I talk before I think, I try to fake it but I can't
 I'd rather lose for what I am than win for what I ain't
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 God bless the girls who smile and hug
 When they're called out as a runner up on TV
 I wish I could, but I just can't
 Wear a smile when a smile ain't what I'm feelin'
 And who's to say I'm a 9.5
 Or a 4.0 if you don't even know me
 Life ain't always roses and pantyhose
 And I ain't pageant material
 I'm always higher than my hair
 And it ain't that I don't care about world peace
 But I don't see how I can fix it in a swimsuit on a stage
 I ain't exactly Miss Congenial
 Sometimes I talk before I think, I try to fake it, but I can't
 I'd rather lose for what I am than win for what I ain't
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 I ain't pageant material
 The only crown is in my glass
 They won't be handin' me a sash
 And that's okay, cause there's no way
 You'll ever see me in a swimsuit on a stage
 I ain't exactly Miss Congenial
 Sometimes I talk before I think, I try to fake it, but I can't
 I'd rather lose for what I am than win for what I ain't
 Yeah, I'd rather lose for what I am than win for what I ain't
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