The New Workout Plan

You just popped in the Kanye West
 Get right for the summer workout tape
 And ladies, if you follow these instructions exactly
 You might be able to pull you a rapper, a NBA player
 Man, at least a dude wit' a car
 So, first of all, we gon' work on the stomach
 Nobody wants a little tight ass
 One, and two, and three, and four
 And get them sit-ups right, and
 Tuck yo' tummy tight and do yo' crunches like this
 Give head, stop, breathe, get up, check your weave
 Don't drop the blunt and disrespect the weed
 Pick up your son, don't disrespect your seed
 It's a party tonight and, ooh, she's so excited
 Tell me who's invited? You, yo' friends, and my dick
 (Ah), what's scary to me is
 Henny makes girls look like Halle Berry to me
 So excuse me miss, I forgot your name
 Thank you, God bless you
 Good night, I came, I came, I came
 It's been a week without me
 And she feel weak without me
 She wanna talk it out but
 Ain't nothing to talk about 'less
 She's talking about freaking out
 Then maybe we can work it out (come on!)
 Work it out (come on!)
 Work it out (come on!)
 Work it out (come o-, come on)
 Work it out now
 Maybe we can work it out
 Ooh, girl, yo' silhouette
 Make me wanna light a cigarette
 My name Kanye from the Jigga set
 Twista said, "Get it wet"
 Ooh, girl yo' breath is harsh!
 Cover yo' mouth up like you got SARS
 Off them tracks, yeah, I bought them cars
 Still, kill a nigga on 16 bars
 We ain't sweating to the oldies
 We juking to a cold beat
 Maybe one day, girl, we can bone
 So you can brag to all your homies now
 Yeah, but I still mess with a big girl
 If you ain't fit, girl, I'll still hit, girl
 One and, you brought two friends, ok, three more
 Now hop in the Benz
 Four door, do you know the difference
 Between a five, six, seven, eight?
 All the Mocha Lattes, you gotta do Pilates
 You gotta pop this tape in 'fore you start back dating
 Hustlers, gangstas, all us ballers
 It's been a week without me
 And she feel weak without me
 She wanna talk it out but
 Ain't nothing to talk about 'less
 She's talking about freaking out
 Then maybe we can work it out (come on!)
 Work it out (come on!)
 Work it out (come on!)
 Work it out (come o-, come on)
 Work it out now
 Hi, my name is Jill, I just want to say thanks (maybe we can work it out)
 To Kanye's workout plan
 I was able to pull a NBA player
 And like now I shop every day on Rodeo Drive
 I just want to say, thank you, Kanye, whoo, whoo, whoo!
 My name is Lasandra, and I just want to say
 That since listening to Kanye's workout tape
 I was able to get my phone bill paid
 I got sounds and 13's put up in my Cavalier
 And I was able to get a free trip to Cancún
 And what's most importantly is that
 I ain't gotta fuck with Ray-Ray's broke ass no more
 Work it (mo')
 Juke it (mo'), pump it (mo')
 Chi-Town (mo')
 Let's go (mo')
 My name is Ella-May from Mobile, Alabama
 And I just want to say
 Since listening to Kanye's workout tape
 I been able to date outside the family
 I got a double wide
 And I rode a plane, rode a plane, rode a plane
 Rode a plane, rode a plane
 Thanks to Kanye's workout plan
 I'm the envy of all my friends
 See, I pulled me a baller man
 And I ain't gotta work at the mall again
 (Lemme break ya wit' a piece of)
 My favorite workout plan (oh, oh, oh)
 I wanna see you work out
 (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
 (It's like that old Michael Jackson shit), work it out
 That's right, put in work
 Move yo' ass, go berserk, ok
 Eat yo' salad, no dessert
 Get that man you deserve
 It's Kanye's workout plan
 I said it's Kanye's workout plan
 Ladies and gentlemen (it's Kanye's workout plan)
 Allow myself to introduce myself
 (His workout plan) this time around
 I want y'all to clap with me like this
 That's right, put in work (uh)
 Move yo' ass, go berserk
 Eat yo' salad, no dessert
 Get that man you deserve (and stop!)
 (It's Kanye's workout plan) okay, breathe
 (I said, it's Kanye's workout plan)
 I know y'all ain't tired
 (It's Kanye's workout plan)
 But I hope not 'cause on this one, I need ya
 (His workout plan) to give me a soul clap, okay?
 Double time
 That's right, put in work (whoo!)
 Move yo' ass, go berserk (ow!)
 Eat yo' salad, no dessert (ugh!)
 Get that man you deserve
 That's right, put in work
 Move yo' ass, go berserk
 Eat yo' salad, no dessert
 Get that man you deserve (you hear, ugh)
 That's right, put in work
 Move yo' ass, go berserk
 Eat yo' salad, no dessert
 Get that man you deserve (whoo!)
 Okay, okay, okay, that's very good, good (whoa yeah, whoa, yeah)
 I appreciate your time (whoa yeah, whoa, yeah)
 I want to see you work out for me
 Whoa, yeah
 Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do, yo (is good)