Mrs. Bartolozzi

I remember it was that Wednesday
 Oh, when it rained and it rained
 They traipsed mud all over the house
 It took hours and hours to scrub it out
 All over the hall carpet
 I took my mop and my bucket
 And I cleaned and I cleaned
 The kitchen floor until it sparkled
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 Then I took my laundry basket
 Put all the linen in it
 And everything I could fit in it
 All our dirty clothes
 That hadn't gone into the wash
 And all your shirts
 And jeans and things
 And put them in the new
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 I watched them going 'round and 'round
 My blouse wrapping itself around your trousers
 Oh, and the waves are going out
 My skirt floating up around my waist
 As I wade out into the surf
 Oh, and the waves are coming in
 Oh, and the waves are going out
 Oh, and you're standing right behind me
 Little fish swim between my legs
 Oh, and the waves are coming in
 Oh, and the waves are going out
 Oh, and the waves are coming in
 Out of the corner of my eye
 I think, I see you standing outside
 But it's just your shirt, hanging on the washing line
 Waving its arm as the wind blows by
 And it looks so alive
 Nice and white
 Just like it's climbed
 Right out of my
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 Slooshy sloshy-slooshy sloshy
 Get that dirty shirty clean
 Slooshy sloshy-slooshy sloshy
 Make those cuffs and collars gleam
 Everything clean and shiny
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