Everything She Always Thought

A husband
 That's the last thing on earth she'd ever need
 Why would you go and marry someone big and hairy
 Sounds like a buzz saw when he sleeps
 Babies
 Yeah, they always got on her last nerve
 They are loud and dirty and hungry and thirsty
 And bound to spit up on your shirt
 A piece 'a land, green trash can
 Sittin' at the curb by the minivan
 That's the picture in her head used to make her cringe
 Yeah, but that was then
 Now she's got everything, everything she
 Everything she always thought she never wanted
 Right down to the checkered apron
 And the cookies in a jar
 It's everything, everything she
 Everything she always thought she never wanted
 She never wanted
 But she loves it
 (Yeah, she) really loves it
 One man
 The only man she used to love was Benjamin
 Talkin' 'bout Franklin
 Greenbacks spankin' new in her hand
 Itchin' to be spent
 And all that mattered was that ladder
 Brass was the only kinda ring she was after
 When she finally made it to the top
 It wasn't what she thought
 Now she's got everything, everything she
 Everything she always thought she never wanted
 Right down to the checkered apron
 And the cookies in a jar
 It's everything, everything she
 Everything she always thought she never wanted
 She never wanted
 But she loves it
 (Yeah, she) really loves it
 It's nothin' like her dreams
 She's nothin' like she thought she'd be
 Oh, but there's nothin' she would change
 'Cause she's got everything, everything she
 Everything she always thought she never wanted
 Right down to the checkered apron
 And the cookies in a jar
 It's everything, everything
 Everything she always thought she never wanted
 She never wanted
 And she loves it, ha ha
 Yeah, she really loves it
 Whoa, she loves it
 (She got, she got what she thought she never wanted)
 She really loves it
 (She got, she got what she thought she never wanted)
 Oooh, ooh
 (She got, she got what she thought she never wanted)
 She really loves it
 (She got, she got what she thought she never wanted)
 Ooh, she loves her life