White Trash Story (Sprint's Live on the Riverfront 2018) [Bonus Track] [Live]

My best friend Junior
 He lives two trailers down
 His wife Mary Lou
 She runs the cabaret in town
 They've got two kids
 And they don't look like him
 He's a tractor tech
 He's a redneck
 Now he's getting drunk again
 I'm talking bout the good times
 Drinking down the bad
 Trying to remember
 All those crazy nights that we had
 Now I'm empty
 But I'm not sad
 Talking bout the good times
 Drinking down the bad
 Miss Sara Ann Baker-smith
 She was my girlfriend
 I took her top off for the first time at the drive-in
 You know those had to be
 The coolest things I'd seen
 She was passed around
 Like a bottle of crown
 But she was always sweet to me
 I'm talking bout the good times
 Drinking down the bad
 Trying to remember
 All those crazy nights that we had
 Now I'm empty
 But I'm not sad
 Talking bout the good times
 Drinking down the bad
 Now Junior's Junior's kid
 They call him the Duece
 And his grandma
 She drinks vodka in her orange juice
 She sells pot to kids
 And she just got out of jail
 Junior had to sell his new Jon-boat
 To help to raise the bail
 I'm talking bout the good times
 Drinking down the bad
 Trying to remember
 All those crazy nights that we had
 Now I'm empty
 But I'm not sad
 Talking bout the good times
 Drinking down the bad
 Now my name's Carl Wayne
 I've had two D-U-I-S
 Three years ago they took my license
 I don't drive
 These boots can get me there
 I live just down the street
 It's last call
 It's too far to crawl
 Now help me to my feet
 I'm talking bout the good times
 Drinking down the bad
 Trying to remember
 All those crazy nights that we had
 Now I'm empty
 But I'm not sad
 Talking bout the good times
 Drinking down the bad
 Talking bout the good times