Anti-Hero

I have this thing where I get older but just never wiser
 Midnights become my afternoons
 When my obsession works the graveyard shift
 All of the people, I've ghosted stand there in the room
 I should not be left to my own devices
 They come with prizes and prices
 I end up in crisis (tale as old as time)
 I wake up screaming from dreaming
 One day, I'll watch as you're leaving
 'Cause you got tired of my scheming (for the last time)
 It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me
 At tea time, everybody agrees
 I'll stare directly at the sun, but never in the mirror
 It must be exhausting, always rooting for the anti-hero
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 Sometimes I feel like everybody is a little baby
 And I'm a monster on the hill
 Too big to hang out, slowly lurching toward your favourite city
 Straight through the heart but never thrilled
 Did you hear the covert narcissism I might disguise as altruism?
 Like some kind of congressman (tale as old as time)
 I wake up screaming from dreaming
 One day, I'll watch as you're leaving
 And life will lose all its meaning (for the last time)
 It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me (I'm the problem, it's me)
 At tea time, everybody agrees
 I'll stare directly at the sun, but never in the mirror
 It must be exhausting, always rooting for the anti-hero
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 I have this dream, my daughter-in-law does it for the money
 She thinks I left them in the will
 The family gathers 'round and reads it
 And then someone screams out, "She's laughing up at us as well"
 It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me
 It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me
 It's me, hi
 Everybody agrees, everybody agrees
 It's me, hi (hi), I'm the problem, it's me (I'm the problem, it's me)
 At tea (tea) time (time), everybody agrees (everybody agrees)
 I'll stare directly at the sun, but never in the mirror
 It must be exhausting, always rooting for the anti-hero