2,000 Man

One, two, three, four!
 Well, my name it is a number
 It's on a piece of plastic film
 And I've been growin' funny flowers
 Outside on my little window sill
 But don't you know?
 I'm a 2000 man
 And my kids, they just don't understand me at all
 You know, my wife still respects me
 Even though I really misuse her
 I am having an affair
 With a random computer
 But don't you know?
 I'm a 2000 man
 And my kids, they just don't understand me at all
 Oh daddy, proud of your planet
 Oh mommy, proud of your sun
 Oh daddy, proud of your planet
 Oh mommy, proud of your sun
 Oh daddy, your brain's still flashin'
 Like they did when you were young
 Or did they come down crashin'?
 Seein' all the things you'd done
 Spacin' out and havin' fun
 Oh daddy, proud of your planet
 Oh mommy, proud of your sun
 Oh daddy, proud of your planet
 Oh mommy, proud of your sun
 Oh daddy, your brain's still flashin'
 Like they did when you were young
 Or did they come down crashin'?
 Seein' all the things you'd done
 Spacin' out and havin' fun
 But don't you know?
 I'm a 2000 man
 And my kids, they just don't understand me at all
 But don't you know?
 I'm a 2000 man
 And my kids, they just don't understand me at all
 Understand me
 Understand me
 Understand me
 Now, understand me
 But don't you know?
 I'm a 2000 man
 And my kids, they just don't understand me at all
 But don't you know?
 I'm a 2000 man
 And my kids, they just don't understand me at all
 I'm a 2000 man
 I'm a 2000 man
 I'm a 2000 man
 I'm a 2000 man
 I'm a 2000 man
 Yeah, 2000