It Happens Every Night

"Never again," I said as I awoke in my pissed on bed.
 Swore off all the booze and the drugs
 making me an animal that pukes on the bar and takes off his clothes
 and don't give a shit who's gettin' pissed off.
 Just when I think I'll be a good man
 I start to get thirsty, here's trouble again.
 It's time for a bender
 Ain't gonna remember
 Just a hell of a time
 And it happens every night
 "We have to ask you to leave"
 "Where the hell are my keys?"
 "Who's taking me home?"
 And it happens every night
 It happens every night
 Woke up
 In the morn to a snoring face of horror
 Blacked out so glad don't remember disgusting times we had
 and just as my buzz begins to wear off and the evil hangover wants to show up
 I crawl to the place I'm always welcome at
 because money is green and my liver is black