I've Done a Poo

Daddy
 There's something I need to tell you
 There's something I need to say
 I've been very creative
 I think it'll make your day (yeah)
 I've done a poo for you
 It's a brown number two
 It's what I love the most
 I've smeared it on your post
 I've done a poo Daddy
 It's in your golf caddy
 Hey, look I've got poo boobs
 And there's some in that tube
 Daddy
 I've got something to show you
 You'll tell me I'm the best
 I made something exciting
 I think you'll be impressed (yeah)
 I've done a poo, you see
 It's on your bonsai tree
 Come play a game with me
 There's just crap on TV
 I've done a poo out there
 I covered it with hair
 I did one in the sink
 Then stirred some in your drink
 I've done a poo for sure
 Here comes a little more
 It's in my piggy bank
 Floating in the fish tank
 I've done a poo quick, look
 I squashed some in your book
 I'm a man, let's pretend
 Here, have you met my friend?