Poo Time Machine
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Lyrics
I built a poo time machine It is brown, it is green Wanna know what I've seen? I've seen dinosaurs poo Been to Lincoln's loo I've seen all the Romans and their sponges too I've dumped from massive bikes And everybody likes me to Find poo You should see what I've done Did a poo, just the one Now I can re-live the fun I helped the wise men bring Created Saturn's rings I took a crap in Egypt and inspired kings I saw my Mum again Was there when Elvis strained, dumping I hoaxed the Nessie case I poo'd on Hitler's face Became an astronaut and curled one out in space I crapped well in the past And now it's behind glass, in place Poo's ace
Audio Features
Song Details
- Duration
- 01:17
- Key
- 6
- Tempo
- 140 BPM