Big People Ting

Wey unnuh ah do
 Unnuh think a pet and pamper party
 Unnuh think a powder puff show
 Aye put dung yuh drinks too
 Aye mek sure yuh can manage
 Ready fi dis, ready fi dis, Yuh ready Yeah
 Cock up fi di fck dis yah bedroom affair
 Head to di ground, batty up in di air
 From di rare, not in di rear
 Pum pum champion a work round here
 Hold on pon di bed like a car yuh a steer
 Beat up yuh pussy no handle wid care
 Mi haffi fck yuh good fi protect mi career
 Cockey bun yuh so yuh turn round fi face yuh fear
 Skin out when di cockey reach yuh
 Yuh a bawl but mi seet seh di cockey sweet yuh
 So mi mash up yuh body like mi did a beat yuh
 Tell yuh friend come, di cockey deh yah fi she to
 Wi no freak, yuh no food so mi naw eat yuh
 If yuh dweet mi wi glad, but mi naw dweet to
 If yuh bad, some team a go waan meet yuh
 But mi naw left yuh mi still a keep yuh
 Da one yah name xrated
 No nothing fi no likkle gyal play wid
 Dis a big people thing go perfect it
 Fi mi clean skin gyal dem weh walk up inna dance half naked
 So this a di raw, raw version
 Old dutty Dancehall extursion
 This a no pretty, pretty, this a no fi likkle pickney
 So try no bother touch it if yuh heart sickly
 Selector look if yuh si no pickney before yuh drop this
 Mi no waan dem si weh di gyal dem a practice ]
 Gyal a bruk out like a blue movie actress
 A wine pon man till foot bruk and back twist
 Man a follow gyal go bathroom go shot piss
 Beating fi any man weh get catch a back fist
 Di dance hot, a mussi pepper pot this
 Sound a play, good selector better no dis drop off a di mix
 Gyal a go drop off a di wine
 Gyal drop off a di wine, then di vybz a go bruk
 And if di vybz bruk yuh good a spoil mi luck
 And mek di gyal tell mi seh shi naw bother fck
 Back to di fck, member seh this is a fck song
 Ramaton, jamaton, ten furlong
 Call Dorothy mi long time big woman
 Fi go operate like a surgeon
 Da one yah name xrated
 No nothing fi no likkle gyal play wid
 Dis a big people thing go perfect it
 Fi mi clean skin gyal dem weh walk up inna dance half naked
 So this a di raw, raw version
 Old dutty Dancehall extursion
 This a no pretty, pretty, this a no fi likkle pickney
 So try no bother touch it if yuh heart sickly
 Cock up fi di fck dis yah bedroom affair
 Head to di ground, batty up in di air
 From di rare, not in di rear
 Pum pum champion a work round here
 Hold on pon di bed like a car yuh a steer
 Beat up yuh pussy no handle wid care
 Mi haffi fck yuh good fi protect mi career
 Cockey bun yuh so yuh turn round fi face yuh fear
 Skin out when di cockey reach yuh
 Yuh a bawl but mi seet seh di cockey sweet yuh
 So mi mash up yo body like mi did a beat yuh
 Tell yuh friend come, di cockey deh yah fi she to
 Wi no freak, yuh no food so mi naw eat yuh
 If yuh dweet mi wi glad, but mi naw dweet to
 If yuh bad, some team a go waan meet yuh
 But mi naw left yuh mi still a keep yuh
 Da one yah name xrated
 No nothing fi no likkle gyal play wid
 Dis a big people thing go perfect it
 Fi mi clean skin gyal dem weh walk up inna dance half naked
 So this a di raw, raw version
 Old dutty Dancehall extursion