Evil Like Me

Look at you, look at me
 I don't know who to be, mother
 Is it wrong, is it right?
 Be a thief in the night, mother
 Tell me what to do
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 I was once like you, my child, slightly insecure
 Argued with my mother too, thought I was mature
 But I put my heart aside
 And I used my head
 Now I think it's time you learned
 What dear old mamma said
 Don't you wanna be evil like me?
 Don't you wanna be mean?
 Don't you wanna make mischief your daily routine?
 Well, you can spend your life attending to the poor
 But when you're evil doing less is doing more
 Don't you wanna be ruthless and rotten and mad?
 Don't you wanna be very, very good at being bad?
 I have tried my whole life long
 To do the worst I can
 Clawed my way to victory
 Built my master plan
 Now the time has come, my dear
 For you to take your place
 Promise me you'll try to be
 An absolute disgrace
 Don't you wanna be evil like me?
 Don't you wanna be cruel?
 Don't you wanna be nasty and brutal and cool?
 And when you grab that wand that's when your reign begins
 Who wants an evil queen without a sack of sins?
 Don't you wanna be heartless and hardened as stone?
 Don't you wanna be finger licking evil to the bone?
 This is not for us to ponder
 This was preordained
 You and I shall rule together
 Freedom soon regain
 Mistress of the universe, powerful and strong
 Daughter, hear me
 Help me, join me
 Won't you sing along?
 Now we're gonna be evil, it's true
 Never gonna think twice
 And we're gonna be spiteful
 Yes, spiteful
 That's nice
 In just an hour or two
 Our future's safe and sure
 This mother, daughter act is going out on tour
 If you wanna be evil and awful and free
 Then you should thank your lucky star
 That you were born the girl you are
 The daughter of an evilicious queen
 Like me!