Smelly Nelly

You know crazy nelly
 She's crossed eyed and dumb
 She's dirty and she's smelly
 But she's got a lovely bum
 Her hair is bloody grotty
 Her breath stinks like the pest
 Her skin is dry and spotty
 But her arse is just the best
 She's gettin'easy money
 And welfare from the state
 Ooh! smelly nelly... you're so divine
 Ooh! smelly nelly... baby be mine
 Her body's fat and flabby
 Her rotten teeth just stink
 Her clothes are torn and shabby
 But her lips are nice and pink
 Her nickers are encrusted
 With shit and bugs and lice
 This face is bruised and busted
 But her arse is paradise
 She's gettin'easy money
 And welfare from the state