Be Careful What You Sign

I was walking down the road when I bumped into you
 I was walking down the road when I bumped into you
 you stopped me you touched me you looked me in the eye
 I had a feeling that you knew me I decided you must die
 I pulled out my Thornton special I shot you in the head
 I threw you in the alley way and I left you for dead
 then a man with a hat came up from behind
 the sky went black and I thought i was blind
 he put his hand inside my jacket and left a million dollar bills
 he slipped his hand into my pocket and gave me women and thrills
 and when I turned around to thank him there was no one there but me
 and both my hands where filled with sand I was standing by the sea
 we had a dinner at eight and women at nine
 the party was great till we ran out of wine
 there was a knock upon the bedroom door my knees began to shake
 and this man came in and melted all the candles on my cake
 he said I've come here to escort you it's time for you to go
 I was running down the road
 I was trying to leave
 and I saw you all alone in between the thieves
 and when the lightning flashed I saw somebody hanging from a tree
 and as I turned to walk away I realized it was me
 I pulled out my Thornton special I shot me in the head
 I threw me in the alley way and left me for dead
 down the road
 down the road