Anything You Can Do - Live

Anything you can do, I can do better!
 I can do anything better than you!
 No you can't!
 Yes, I can!
 No, you can't!
 Yes, I can!
 No, you can't!
 Yes, I can, Yes, I can!
 Anything you can be, I can be greater!
 Sooner or later I'm greater than you!
 No, you're not!
 Yes, I am!
 No, you're not!
 Yes, I am!
 No, you're not!
 Yes, I am, Yes, I am!
 I can shoot a partridge, with a single cartridge!
 I can get a sparrow, with a bow and arrow!
 I can live on bread and cheese!
 And only on that?
 Yes!
 So can a rat!
 Any note you can reach, I can go higher!
 I can sing anything higher than you!
 No, you can't! (High)
 Yes, I can. (Higher)
 No, you can't! (Higher)
 Yes, I can. (Higher)
 No, you can't! (Higher)
 Yes, I can. (Higher)
 No, you can't! (Higher)
 Yes, I can. (Higher)
 No, you can't! (Higher)
 Yes, I can'(Highest)
 Anything you can buy, I can buy cheaper!
 I can buy anything cheaper than you!
 Fifty cents?
 Forty cents!
 Thirty cents?
 Twenty cents!
 No, you can't!
 Yes, I can!
 Yes, I can!
 Anything you can say, I can say softer
 I can say anything softer than you
 No, you can't! (Softly)
 Yes, I can! (Softer)
 No, you can't! (Softer)
 Yes, I can! (Softer)
 No, you can't! (Softer)
 Yes, I can! (Softer)
 Yes, I can (Full volume)
 I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker!
 I can drink it quicker and get even sicker!
 I can open any safe!
 Without bein' caught?
 Yes!
 That's what I thought..., you crook!
 Any note you can hold, I can hold longer!
 I can hold any note longer than you!
 No, you can't!
 Yes, I can!
 No, you can't!
 Yes, I can!
 No, you can't!
 Yes, I can..., yes, I can!
 Yes, you can!
 Anything you can wear, I can wear better!
 In what you wear I'd look better than you!
 In my coat?
 In your vest!
 In my shoes?
 In your hat!
 No, you can't!
 Yes, I can..., yes, I can!
 Anything you can say, I can say faster!
 I can say anything faster than you!
 No, you can't! (Fast)
 Yes, I can! (Faster)
 No, you can't! (Faster)
 Yes, I can! (Faster)
 No, you can't! (Faster)
 Yes I can! (Fastest)
 I can jump a hurdle!
 I can wear a girdle!
 I can knit a sweater!
 I can fill it better!
 I can do most anything!
 Can you bake a pie?
 No.!
 Neither can I!
 Anything you can sing, I can sing sweeter!
 I can sing anything sweeter than you!
 No, you can't! (Sweetly)
 Yes, I can! (Sweeter)
 No, you can't! (Sweeter)
 Yes, I can! (Sweeter)
 No, you can't! (Sweeter)
 Yes, I can! (Sweeter)
 No, you can't, can't, can't! (Sweeter)
 Yes, I can, can, can! (Sugary)
 Yes, I can!
 No, you can't!