Why Oh Why

Why, oh why, oh why oh, why
 Why, oh why, oh why
 Because because because because
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 Why can't a bird eat an elephant
 Why, oh why, oh why
 'Cause an elephant's got a pretty hard skin
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 Why can't a mouse eat a streetcar
 Why, oh why, oh why
 'Cause a mouse's stomach could never hold a streetcar
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 Why does a horn make music
 Why, oh why, oh why
 'Cause the horn-blower blows it
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 Why does a cow drink water
 Tell me why and why
 Because the cow gets thirsty just like you or me
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 Why, oh why, oh why oh, why
 Why, oh why, oh why
 Because because because because
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 Why won't you answer my questions
 Why, oh why, oh why
 'Cause I don't know the answers
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 Why's there no pennies for ice cream
 Why, oh why, oh why
 You put all the pennies in the telephone, dear
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 Why can't a rabbit chase an eagle
 Tell me why, oh why
 Because because
 Rob from always on the run is so bad and copy paste is a sin
 Why ain't my grandpa my grandma
 Why, oh why, oh why
 Same reason your dad's not your mommy
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 Why couldn't the wind blow backwards
 Why, oh why, oh why
 'Cause it might backfire and hurt somebody
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 Why, oh why, oh why oh, why
 Why, oh why, oh why, oh why
 Because because because because
 Goodbye goodbye goodbye