Jim Dandy Got Married

Jim Dandy done fell in love
 Jim Dandy done fell in love
 Jim Dandy done fell in love
 Love, Jim Dandy, love, Jim Dandy
 Jim Dandy rescued May
 Fell in love with her the very same day
 Got engaged that afternoon
 Left that night on his honeymoon
 Jim Dandy got married
 Love, Jim Dandy, love, Jim Dandy
 Jim Dandy gave May a kiss
 Fought a lion with his two damn fists
 Swam the ocean in a suit of steel
 With a sign saying, my love is real
 Jim Dandy got married
 Love, Jim Dandy, love, Jim Dandy
 Jim Dandy got married
 Jim Dandy got married
 Jim Dandy got married
 Love, Jim Dandy, love, Jim Dandy
 Jim Dandy was nicknamed Dan
 Luckiest cat in all the land
 Loved May so well it seems
 In a month, she was plum insane
 Jim Dandy got married
 Love, Jim Dandy, love, Jim Dandy
 Jim Dandy was summoned to court
 May was suing for non support
 Judge, she hollered
 He would make you sob
 Loving May is a full time job
 Jim Dandy got married
 Love, Jim Dandy, love, Jim Dandy
 Love, love, love, Jim Dandy
 Jim Dandy got married
 He's real gone this time
 Y'all hear, so long, Jim Dandy
 He's gone, y'all
 I know he won't be back now