Honor To Us All

This is what you give me to work with
 Well, honey, I've seen worse
 We're gonna turn this sow's ear
 Into a silk purse
 We'll have you washed and dried
 Primped and polished
 'Til you glow with pride
 Trust my recipe for instant bride
 You'll bring honor to us all
 Wait and see
 When we're through
 Boys wil gladly go to war for you
 With good fortune
 And a great hairdo
 You'll bring honor to us all
 A girl can bring her family
 Great honor in one way
 By striking a good match
 And this could be the day
 Men want girls with good taste
 Calm
 Obedient
 Who work fast-paced
 With good breeding
 And a tiny waist
 You'll bring honor to us all
 We all must serve our Emperor
 Who guards us from the Huns
 A man by bearing arms
 A girl by bearing sons
 When we're through
 You can't fail
 Like a lotus blossom
 Soft and pale
 How could any fellow
 Say, "No sale"
 You'll bring honor to us all
 You'll bring honor to us all
 You'll bring honor to us all
 There, you're ready
 Not yet
 An apple for serenity
 A pendant for balance
 Beads of jade for beauty
 You must proudly show it
 Now add a cricket just for luck
 And even you can't blow it
 Ancestors, hear my plea
 Help me not to make a fool of me
 And to not uproot my family tree
 Keep my father standing tall
 Scarier than the undertaker
 We are meeting our matchmaker
 Destiny, guard our girls
 And our future as it fast unfurls
 Please look kindly on these cultured pearls
 Each a perfect porcelain doll
 Please bring honor to us all
 (Please bring honor to us all)
 Please bring honor to us all
 (Please bring honor to us all)
 Please bring honor to us all