Sweet Bod (Bonus Track)

Your body is so sweet now
 I'm saying trick or treat now
 You know I've got to have you
 You sexy sweet cadaver
 All wrapped up like a mummy
 I'll bury you in honey
 And wait a hundred years or so
 You know, you know it isn't sexual
 Strictly confectional
 Strictly medicinal
 If a little nontraditional
 I'm digging up your coffin
 And pouring out the contents
 Your sexy sweet solution
 Is prime for distribution
 Sweet bod
 Your body's starting rumors
 Of Mason jars of sweetness
 Whose satisfied consumers
 Have often claimed to witness
 Some sexy shrinking tumors
 A sweet return to fitness
 They're just a hundred bucks or so
 You know, you know it isn't sexual
 Strictly professional
 Strictly entrepreneurial
 And what a sweet memorial
 I'm digging up your coffin
 And pouring out the contents
 And I'm so glad to see you
 Won't you be my panacea?
 Sweet bod
 Sweet bod
 Sweet bod
 Sweet bod