The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Old Godzilla was hoppin' around
 Tokyo City lika a big playground
 When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
 And hit Godzilla with a bat grenade
 Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
 But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
 Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
 When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
 And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
 Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
 But before he could make it back to the Batcave
 Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
 And took an AK-47 out from under his hat
 And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
 But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
 Because Optimus Prime came to save the day
 This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
 Good guys bad guys and explosions
 As far as the eye can see
 And only one will survive
 I wonder who it will be
 This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
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 Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
 Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
 Then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
 But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
 And Batman was injured and trying to get steady
 When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
 But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
 Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
 Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
 And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
 Because Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
 And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
 Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault
 While Abraham Lincoln tried to polevault
 Onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
 Then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare
 This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
 Good guys bad guys and explosions
 As far as the eye can see
 And only one will survive
 I wonder who it will be
 This is the ultimate showdown
 Angels sang out
 In immaculate chorus Down from the heavens
 Descended Chuck Norris
 Who delivered a kick
 Which could shatter bones
 Into the crotch
 Of Indiana Jones
 Who fell over on the ground
 Writhing in pain
 As Batman changed back
 Into Bruce Wayne
 But Chuck saw through
 His clever disguise
 And he crushed Batman's head
 In between his thighs
 Then Gandalf the Grey And Gandalf the White
 And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight
 And Benito Mussolini And the Blue Meanie
 And Cowboy Curtis And Jambi the Genie
 Robocop The Terminator Captain Kirk And Darth Vader
 Lo Pan Superman Every single Power Ranger
 Bill S. Preston And Theodore Logan
 Spock The Rock Doc Ock And Hulk Hogan
 All came out of nowhere lightning fast
 And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
 It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
 With civilians looking on in total awe
 The fight raged on for a century
 Many lives were claimed but eventually
 The champion stood
 The rest saw their better
 Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater
 This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
 Good guys, bad guys and explosions
 As far as the eye can see
 And only one will survive
 I wonder who it will be
 This is the ultimate showdown
 (This is the ultimate showdown)
 This is the ultimate showdown!
 (This is the ultimate showdown)
 This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny