Roller Derby

I'm up in Oakland on a Saturday night
 Lord, I said I just didn't feel right
 Goodnight, ladies all around
 But the right one hadn't found me such a bad night
 I didn't feel right
 Then a friend came over 'fore it got too late
 Asked me if I'd like you as a double date
 My stars above, I fell in love
 With the queen of the roller derby
 (Queen of the roller derby)
 Yeah, the queen of the roller derby
 (Queen of the roller derby)
 Now Queenie's a lady, she's quite a child
 Oh, she'll make you feel fine
 Remember the time when a trucker from Dallas
 Was callous to Queenie with his rude side
 Now he can't deny, that he gotten much more, than balled before
 Queenie's right across, running to the floor
 Now he knows better than to mate
 With the queen of the roller derby
 (Queen of the roller derby)
 The queen of the roller derby
 (Queen of the roller derby)
 Oh, as fast as a bullet, she can jam all night
 Makes a full grown wonder bull die with fright
 When we get home, alone in love
 She murmurs like a sweet moaning dove, ooh
 Oh, such a lady, she's quite a child
 She'll make me feel good in this heart of mine
 She's my love, she's a lady
 She's the queen of the roller derby
 (Queen of the roller derby)
 Ah, the queen of the roller derby
 (Queen of the roller derby)
 I'm talkin' 'bout the queen of the roller derby
 (Queen of the roller derby)
 Yeah, she's the queen of the roller derby
 (Queen of the roller derby)
 Oh, queen of the roller derby
 (Queen of the roller derby)
 She's the queen of the roller derby
 (Queen of the roller derby)
 Ooh