I Live In Picardie

- Hello!
 - Hello!
 - Where are you from?
 - I am from Picardie!
 - What?
 - I am from Picardie!
 - What?
 - I am from Picardie!
 - Oh, you mean just like "the man of the Picardie"?
 - Yes, exactly, except I don't live on a peniche...
 - So where do you live then?
 - Bah, I Live In Picardie!
 - Just like "the man of the Picardie"?
 - Euh yes, enfin euh...
 I am from Picardie the land of the rallye
 I am from Picardie the land of 2 be 3
 I am from Picardie you know Annie Cordy
 She's not from Picardie just not like me
 - So you live on a boat then?
 - I don't live on a boat euh I live in Méru in Picardie...
 And when I look at the stars and you know it's the night
 Think all about the misery in the world and I think it's so unfair
 And I could have been a camionneur hein, if I only had the permit, and I think...
 Why? Why me? Why Picardie?
 But I also think that you and me maybe, we can build a strong relationship based on mutual understanding... And be happy...
 Happy in Picardie if you stay with me
 Please stay in Picardie that's not so much pourri
 Fatal Picardie must I be so lonely
 Fucking Picardie mort au rat pays
 - Euh I am gened but look, look Jean-Paul, I'm not so sure I can stay...
 I've got to go back to where I belong to!
 Oh, I must go back far from you!
 To my country, to my place!
 Cause I think I forgot to close the gaz!
 Oh, Jean-Claude! I must go back to Saint-Etienne...!
 - Oooh, oooh I know I should not lie but euh my name is not Jean-Paul, it's William!
 - William?
 - Sorry!
 - William?
 - Sorry!
 Sorry in Picardie if you stay with me
 Please stay in Picardie that's not so much pourri
 Fatal Picardie must I be so lonely
 Fucking Picardie mort au rat pays
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