The Year Before The Year 2000

If you fear, my dear, the end is near,
 Please do check your frontal hemisphere.
 Bitty chicky peeps the sky will fall
 You should sense I've guessed it just won't end at all.
 It's hard to keep from hoarding
 When you wake up Monday morning
 In your life with no end in sight,
 You thought you'd die on Friday night.
 Everybody, please keep trying,
 Trying to party like it's 1999.
 Even though we've got so much time
 We need to spend it like it's 1999.
 If you wish to close the bar tonight,
 Brace yourself 'cause there's no end in sight.
 You can't pace yourself and you can't take it slow,
 You have to drink it dry before this place is gonna close.
 It's hard to keep on spending
 Every night like your life is ending
 When every night there's another there
 Wearing you down with the moonlight's stare.
 Everybody, please keep trying,
 Trying to party like it's 1999.
 Even though we've got so much time
 We gotta spend it like it's 1999.
 1999
 1999's alright.