Malachi Richter's Liquor's Quicker

Well, I'm happy to report my long-standing last resort
 Ended by just stopping short of me burning like a torch
 Step off, stand back 'cause it's a fact, I've got a match
 And all my fingers crossed behind my back
 Give me some breathing room 'cause I'm breathing fumes, I'll light the fuse
 Give me some breathing room 'cause there's something that I need to prove
 Give me some breathing room 'cause I'm breathing fumes, I'll light the fuse
 And I'm gonna make the evening news
 Well, I'm busy making plans with a flare gun in my hand
 Kerosene soaked through my pants, the last words of my last stand
 Step off, step back 'cause it's a fact, I've got a match
 And all my fingers crossed behind my back
 Give me some breathing room 'cause I'm breathing fumes, I'll light the fuse
 Give me some breathing room 'cause there's something that I need to prove
 Give me some breathing room 'cause I'm breathing fumes, I'll light the fuse
 And I'm gonna make the evening news
 I'm gonna make the evening news
 Give me some breathing room 'cause I'm breathing fumes, I'll light the fuse
 Give me some breathing room 'cause there's something that I need to prove
 Give me some breathing room 'cause I'm breathing fumes, I'll light the fuse
 Give me some breathing room, I'm on fire, it's all ending soon
 And I'm gonna make the evening news
 Yeah, I'm gonna make the evening news
 Yeah, I'm gonna make the evening news