Mr. Chevy Celebrity

Well, I thought all my friends were sane
 Then I met this kid in fourth grade
 "Let's go throw rocks
 Through the neighbor's windows!"
 I never wanted to go
 He would always make me
 He would always make me
 I wanna know what you were thinking
 I wanna know what you were drinking
 Mark Cruce, whoa-oh
 Have another drink
 Mark Cruce, whoa-oh
 He's the guy passing out and crashing on your couch
 Mark Cruce, have another drink
 Mark Cruce, whoa-oh
 He's the guy pissing in the front yard of your house
 Mark Cruce
 Through the years, not a whole lot's changed
 How 'bout that party where
 You stole the beer tap
 Off some burnout's keg, yeah
 I really hope that you know
 I almost got my ass beat
 Almost got my ass beat
 I wanna know what you were thinking
 I wanna know what you were drinking
 Mark Cruce, whoa-oh
 Have another drink
 Mark Cruce, whoa-oh
 He's the guy with the bat that took your mailbox out
 Mark Cruce, have another drink
 Mark Cruce, whoa-oh
 Setting fire to bags of shit outside your neighbor's house
 Mark Cruce, have another drink
 Mark Cruce, whoa-oh
 Have another drink
 Mark Cruce, whoa-oh
 Yeah, have another drink
 Fuck you, whoa-oh
 Have another drink
 Mark Cruce, whoa-oh