Rag Mama Rag

Rag mama rag, I can't believe it's true
 Rag mama rag, what did you do?
 I crawled up to the railroad track
 Let the four nineteen scratch my back
 Shag mama shag now, what's come over you
 Rag mama rag, I'm a pulling out your gag
 Gonna turn you a loose like an old caboose
 Got a tail, I need a drag
 I ask about your turtle
 And you ask about the weather
 Well, I can't jump the hurdle
 And oh, you can't get together
 And we could be relaxing in my sleeping bag
 But all you want to do for me, mama
 Is a rag mama rag, there's nowhere to go
 Rag mama rag, come on risen up the bow
 Rag mama rag, where do you roam?
 Rag mama rag, bring your skinny little body back home
 It's dog eat dog and cat eat mouse
 You can rag mama rag all over my house
 Hail stones beatin' on the roof
 The bourbon is a hundred proof
 It's you and me and the telephone
 Our destiny is quite well known
 We don't need to sit and brag
 All we gotta do is
 Rag mama rag, mama rag
 Rag mama rag, where do you roam?
 Rag mama rag, bring your skinny little body back home