Axe Cop

One day at the scene of a fire
 I found the perfect fireman's axe
 That day I became Axe Cop
 Now I needed a partner
 I had try-outs and hired a partner
 His name was Flute Cop
 We had a dinosaur gang to kill
 We fought them with our axe and our flute
 I will chop
 will chop
 will chop your heads off
 I'm Axe Cop
 I wish
 for every weapon
 Psydrozon
 can't stop
 can't stop my onslaught
 I'll fight every bad guy
 I will save the world
 I wear catsuits at night
 I'll never fall in love
 I may one day get married
 If Sockarang's a girl
 But till that day I'm working
 All bad guys will be destroyed
 Axe Cop
 We cut off the mother and father
 dinosaur heads and we devised a plan
 Flute Cop got dinosaur blood on him
 and he felt strange
 Let's put these heads on a stick
 and then hide some bombs in them
 The dinosaur blood caused Flute Cop
 to transform into Dinosaur Soldier
 [Prechorus]
 I will throw a baby
 To save the town from scum
 They explode robot heads
 'Cause babies are dumb
 If you try out for our team
 You've got to show me all your moves
 I'll know by your front kick technique
 if you are good or evil
 It was time for a huge fight!
 Sockarang
 Uni-Man
 Vampire Wolfer
 Fire Slicer
 Ralph Wrinkles
 Wexter and I
 will attack you
 and chop off your head when we locate your hideout
 We know every fighting move and we are smart
 With lasers and robot suits and Mr. Stocker
 Kill bad guys at night and we only are starting to fight
 Our gun bill was really high
 and we needed another job
 So we got a new job at a fruit stand
 and we were getting tons of money
 We got to eat free fruit so we became
 Avocado Soldier and Axe Cop with Lemon
 Telescope Gun Cop came by
 With Uni-Baby to buy some apples
 [Prechorus]
 Dinosaur Soldier: I'm gonna claw you with my claw
 Sockarang: I'm gonna whip your head off with my sock arm
 Wexter: Rarrrrrr!
 Me: I'm gonna throw a grenade bomb
 and you're... gonna... die!