Crossover Songs Are Too Damn Short

I don't have a problem with pizza or beer
 or tons of mutated cannibal creeps
 No, I don't have a problem with any of that,
 but crossover songs are too damn short
 I don't have a problem telling people to mosh,
 hell, I've done it myself once or twice
 No, I can't throw stones at any of that,
 but crossover songs are too damn short
 What is the issue, where is the fire,
 Are you dying to open the keg?
 Is it that you just can't wait to stop playing?
 Is your songwriter cooking an egg?
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 Crossover songs are too damn short
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 Your songs are good
 Your riffs are strong
 But they're only
 Two minutes long
 Your album's great
 But here's the facts
 It's half an hour
 With nineteen tracks
 a second verse
 would sure be nice
 or write a bridge
 use one riff twice
 don't slow it down
 go the same pace
 but you don't have to finish your song first, this isn't a race