Bring on the Men

There was a time, I don't know when
 I didn't have much time for men
 But this is now and that was then, I'm learning
 A girl alone, all on her own
 Must try to have a heart of stone
 So I try not to make it known my yearning
 I try to show I have no need
 I really do, I don't succeed
 So let's bring on the men
 And let the fun begin
 A little touch of sin
 Why wait another minute
 Step this way, it's time for us to play
 They say we may not pass this way again
 So let's waste no more time
 Bring on the men (hey, looka here, lad)
 I always knew, I always said
 That silk and lace in black and red
 Will drive a man right off his head, it's easy
 So many men, so little time (yeah)
 I want them all, is that a crime? (No)
 I don't know why they say that I'm too easy
 They make me laugh, they make me cry
 They make me sick, so God knows why
 We say bring on the men
 And let the fun begin
 A little touch of sin
 Why wait another minute?
 Step this way, it's time for us to play
 They say we may not pass this way again
 So let's waste no more time
 Bring on the men
 They break your heart, they steal your soul
 Take you apart and yet they somehow make you whole
 So what's their game?
 I suppose a rose by any other name
 The perfume and the prick's the same
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 I like to have a man for breakfast each day
 I'm very social and I like it that way
 By late mid-morning I need something to munch
 So I ask over two men for lunch
 And men are mad about my afternoon tea's
 They're quite informal, I just do it to please
 Those triple sandwiches are my favorite ones
 I'm also very partial to buns
 My healthy appetite gets strongest at night
 My at home dinners are my men friends delight
 When I invite the fellas over to dine
 They all come early, in bed by nine
 So let's bring on the men And let the fun begin
 A little touch of sin
 Why wait another minute?
 Step this way, it's time for us to play
 They say we may not pass this way again
 So let's waste no more time
 Bring on the men!
 Big men, small men, short men, tall men
 I guess that means almost all men
 I'm a player, as long as they are men, men, men!