The Mad Hatter

If ya need somethin' done
 Lay and Wait, hit and run
 Well, there's just one name you should know
 I'm not sugar and spice
 I'm more naughty than nice
 And when it comes to bad, I'm a pro
 So just drop a dime on me
 I will guarantee
 It's a fate to complete
 Check out the hat
 Cause, baby, I'm where it's at
 You need someone to find
 Something nasty, in mind?
 Just put the Hatter hot on the trail
 I can get the job done like Attila the Hun
 And, buddy, that ain't no fairytale
 Let them run away
 I will make them pay
 Quicker than the Lady can say
 "Off with their heads"
 Well, isn't that what she said?
 I'm the Mad Hatter
 Wacky as a hatter should be
 The Mad Hatter
 Ain't no body crazy as me
 Might as well give up now
 Ain't no way, no how
 No one makes their get-away clean
 Know what I mean?
 Hatter works for the Queen
 What is true, what is not
 Can both change in a shot
 And, buddy, me? I couldn't care less
 Uh-uh
 Cause in two seconds flat
 Livin' under my hat
 Is the strategy for success
 I can stop a coo
 With a thing or two
 That you thought nobody could do
 You outta know
 This ain't my first rodeo
 Yee-Hah!
 I'm the Mad Hatter
 Dapper as a hatter should be
 The Mad Hatter
 Ain't nobody snapper, see?
 So just surrender, dear
 Or the end is near
 Let's grease up that old guillotine
 You think I'm mean?
 Well, get a load of the Queen!
 There is nothing I won't do
 There is nothing to taboo
 I will lie
 I will cheat
 Track you down, then hit "delete"
 Tout suite!
 So, sweetie, let me repeat
 I'm the Mad Hatter
 Clever as a hatter should be
 The Mad Hatter
 Never pull the wool over me
 I've got a welcome plan
 Here in Wonderland
 It's an audience with an ax
 Take it from me, I'm only sayin' the facts
 So sit back and relax
 The Mad Hatter attacks
 the
 mad
 hatter
 attacks