Welcome To The Family

(Karen Fairchild/Kimberly Roads/Phillip Sweet/Jimi Westbrook/Wayne Kirkpatrick)
 Welcome to the family
 Hope you have a real good life
 With my little sister
 Yeah, she'll make a real good wife
 Hope you have lots of babies
 Hope you get a real good job
 Hope you don't mind comp'ny
 Cause we'll be here a lot
 Brother, here's some brotherly advice:
 If you know what's good for you,
 You'll treat her right, cause...
 Grandpa's the local sheriff, yeah
 He's the judge and the jury, too
 Uncle Bill's the undertaker
 Son, he'll dig a hole for you
 Cousin Jesse, he's just crazy
 He'll fight you just for fun
 Momma's got a real bad temper
 Daddy's got a shotgun
 Welcome to the family
 From this side of the tracks
 If you ever leave her
 You ain't comin' back
 My nephew is a hunter
 He's gonna hunt you down
 Just like he did the last one
 And he still ain't been found
 I like you just fine,
 Don't get me wrong
 You'll take care of her
 Cause if you don't...
 Grandpa's the local sheriff, yeah
 He's the judge and the jury, too
 Uncle Bill's the undertaker
 Son, he'll dig a hole for you
 Cousin Jesse, he's just crazy
 He'll fight you just for fun
 Momma's got a real bad temper
 Daddy's got a shotgun
 Grandpa's the local sheriff, yeah
 He's the judge and the jury, too
 Uncle Bill's the undertaker
 Son, he'll dig a hole for you
 Cousin Jesse, he's just crazy
 He'll fight you just for fun
 Momma's got a real bad temper
 Daddy's got a shotgun
 Welcome to the family
 Hope you have a real good life
 With my little sister
 Yeah, she'll make a real good wife
 Haha...
 Welcome to the family
 Momma's got a real bad temper
 Daddy's got a shot gun
 Welcome to the family
 Momma's got a real bad temper
 Daddy's got a shot gun
 Welcome to the family
 Momma's got a real bad temper
 Daddy's got a shot gun
 Welcome to the family
 Momma's got a real bad temper
 My daddy's got a shotgun