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Let's see here, uh, (301) 776 43--
 This motherfucker better pick up the God damn phone this time, Jesus Christ
 Thank you for calling Rattpack Industries...
 Yes, hello...
 Where we don't fuck with anybody (Fuck)
 Somebody will be with you momentarily
 Jesus man, seriously, Jesus bro, the fuck, bro?
 Current wait time is 1 minute
 Fuck man, these motherfuckers better not have me waiting all God damn day in here, Jesus
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 You know, it's crazy 'cause it's two types of motherfuckers
 It's one motherfucker talking about
 "Oh Logic's so slept on, he's so low key"
 Knowing damn well this motherfucker did 135K first week
 First fucking week
 Then it's other motherfuckers talking about
 "Oh Logic's blowing up, he getting so big now"
 "I don't want him to blow up on me"
 "Oh Logic's changing"
 'Cause he made a turnt ass mixtape
 We're gonna be bumping this shit the whole summer, the fuck?
 Current wait time, is 36 minutes
 36 minutes!?
 It was just a min-, it was just one minute
 What the fuck!?
 And do y'all not listen to lyrics?
 He's makin' a whole other concept album
 That's fucking insane
 This man dropped a project every year, for six years
 I mean, I'm not complainin' or no but
 Current wait time is 1 hour 40 minutes
 What? One hou-? What? What the f-?
 This, this is, this is gotta be hands down the fucking worst customer service of all time, you can just...
 This man made a No. 1 album (What?)
 Made a mixtape after (My God)
 And then he's making another concept album (This is fuckin' bullshit)
 Like his first shit didn't already go No. 1 (Nobody cares)
 This motherfuckers' on a roll (Nobody cares)
 This motherfuckers like butter, he's on a roll, motherfucker
 Current wait time (Okay God, thank God) is 16 hours
 What the f-? What?
 WHAT THE FUCK!?
 And it's peace, love and positivity
 Logic is the only rap concert you can go to and not get shot in the face
 Like, this motherfucker actually loves his fans
 You name it: Youtube videos, Periscope, Vlogs, Q&A's
 This motherfucker does it all
 You name it, he does it, the fuck?
 What fuckin' rapper does that?
 Current wait time (okay) is...
 Go, fuck yourself
 G-Go fuck
 And this motherfucker could solve (WHAT?) seven rubix cubes in a minute? (Nobody)
 Who the fuck do you know can do that? (This is ridiculous)
 No one is available at this time
 WHAT!? I'm gonna let this motherfucker have it!!
 Please leave a message after the tone...
 Oh, hey, hi, Logic, hey, how's it goin'?
 My name's Mar- Ric- Uhh, my name's Randy Mardoff
 Definitely, uh, never spoken before
 I was just calling to say, uh
 I just wanted to wish you, ugh, lots of suc- lots of suc- lots of success and uhm
 Maybe sometime we can have some lunch, uh, I don't know if this is a direct line to you
 But yeah, once again this is, uhm, uhm
 Randy Mardoff
 Never spoken before
 You can call me back, at any time
 M-kay
 Bye bye
 Oh shit...
 Fuck...
 I didn't leave my number
 I gotta fuckin' call back and deal with this shit again