The Ballad of Daykitty

Where'd the kitty come from, and where'd the kitty go
 The kitty's always hungry, I told the kitty no
 So the kitty had to ramble, she had to roam
 Where'd the kitty come from, where did the kitty go
 Now Hector was the son of a mountain lion
 She heard him crying, she followed him in
 And she became the apple of my eye
 But when Hector couldn't love her
 My Daykitty said goodbye
 She belonged to another family up the street
 I knew they couldn't love her even half as much as I
 I love the kitty in the morning
 Love her every night
 The day she left me, I hung my head and cried
 Where'd the kitty come from, and where'd the kitty go
 The kitty's always hungry, I told the kitty no
 Did she have to ramble, did she have to roam
 Where'd she come from, where did the kitty go
 You know she returned the very next day
 We took her to the doctor, the doctor did say
 The kitty weren't a woman
 No the kitty was a man
 Took him home, he ate a whole can
 Now he and Hector are friends
 I think he's gonna stay
 I think he really loves us, all he wanna do is play
 And you should see him sleeping in my lovers arms
 I know you'd wanna keep him
 But Daykitty is ours
 Now where'd the kitty come from, and where'd the kitty
 go
 The kitty's always hungry, I told the kitty no
 So the kitty had to ramble, the kitty had to roam
 Where'd the kitty come from, where did the kitty go
 ... Wherever he came from, now he's got a home
 If he ever leaves again, I'll be home