Eddie Bummer

the eagle had just arrived
 on the twentieth of July
 Ed wanted to check the view
 how mother earth looked from the moon
 wave to Panama
 smile to the camera
 a hero for all mankind
 but good old Neil had something else in mind
 he's got to be the hero
 the favorite son
 count up from zero
 to number one
 Chorus:
 Eddie Bummer
 never got your name in neonlights
 Eddie Bummer
 one step would change your whole life
 what a blunder
 might as well be a hindu
 Eddie Bummer
 look what your karma did to you
 strange how the little things
 make a great big difference
 a small step for humanity
 big one towards insanity
 who's last and who comes first
 it is all set from one's birth
 the winner takes it all, it's true
 cause who remembers number two?
 he's got to be the hero
 the favourite son
 count up from zero
 to number one
 Chorus