My Friend

Hey there, lady, better hit the road, baby
 'Cause you'll never be my friend
 You're joking 'bout the rest, but at whose expense?
 And you'll never be my friend
 She'll never be my friend (she'll never be my friend)
 She'll never be my friend (she'll never be my friend)
 She'll never be the one that I call when it all goes wrong
 She'll never be my friend
 Hey, sexy plexi with your fratboy anorexi-girl
 You'll never be my friend
 You walk too tall and you think too small
 So you'll never be my friend
 He'll never be my friend (he'll never be my friend)
 He'll never be my friend (he'll never be my friend)
 He's never gonna solve all my problems, be my Tony Robbins
 Never be my friend
 Hey
 Hey
 Hey
 Hey
 Hey there, lady, better hit the road, baby
 'Cause you'll never be my friend
 You'll never be my friend (you'll never be my friend)
 You'll never be my friend (you'll never be my friend)
 You'll never be my wise man guru, not my Desmond Tutu
 Never be my friend
 He'll never be my friend (he'll never be my friend)
 She'll never be my friend (she'll never be my friend)
 You'll never be the one that I call when it all goes wrong
 You'll never be my friend