DINOSAURS

So, where should we begin?
 Maybe we should begin at the beginning
 Sounds fine to me, yeah
 Dinosaurs came in all colors
 They were creatures with different features
 Had teeth to eat ya, they made beds called nests
 And laid eggs after they had sex inside 'em
 Whether they ate plants or meat is how you could divide 'em
 And the Flintstones, they, they used to ride 'em
 With tails particularly good for slidin'
 But in real life, it probably didn't go down like that (Rawr!)
 They probably didn't sound like that, but maybe close
 If we are to believe Noah, they didn't really know how to make boats
 And they drowned like that
 Via paleontology, fossily is how they mostly found like that
 Bones in the stones, that's if you soil-dig
 But if you oil-rig, they warm up the homes
 Power up the cars
 In Jurassic Park, it was a zone full of clones
 They say they death came from the stars
 An asteroid flew down and blowed up the grown
 The babies too, the whole family
 The entire Brady crew bit the dust like food from the floor
 Just imagine one day all the Cruncheroos was just removed from the store
 And not just shooed off the stage, but booed off the tour
 If they had lawyers, they coulda sued some for sure
 Class actions when that happens, you know the rules
 Objection, sustained, raptor snappin' gets overruled
 Respect the court, this ain't your condo in Toronto
 They ran in packs, Brontosaurus ran in hers
 Pterodactyls was the birds
 The prehistoric conceptual source of the Mighty Morphin' combo
 Word, uh, it gets rangerous
 Come hit the museum if you wanna hang with us
 But mostly just the skeletons
 Now if you wanna use brain cave space as a metric for intelligence
 Then Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't the smartest of the smartest
 But you wouldn't wanna box with the short-armed carnivorous martial artist
 You ain't gotta be the sharpest saw to slice the sausage
 Or the largest ninja star in all of Harlem to carve a part into a target, if we arguin'
 They say they where we get chickens from
 So which came first, ancestors or the chicken son?
 Skulls flows cross roads like tips and thumbs
 In Bruce Lee's gi, tell me to freeze, I might kick your gun
 Call it survivin' the ice age
 Reptilian, how old?
 'Bout 242 million
 Post-Cretaceous, they status was basically wiped from the face
 Of our favorite little ball in the skies
 Some were small, some were tall, some would crawl, some would fly
 But we gotta thank 'em all
 'Cause without them, we wouldn't have the malls of Dubai
 But they also kinda gave us all a climate change
 I ain't tryna blame, I'm just saying
 Sometimes they go by they science names
 Megalosauroidea or Sauropodomorpha, whatever you wanna call 'em
 Whether it be Grimlock, Yoshi or Earl Sinclair
 Just remember at one time, this whole world was theirs
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