Medical Marijuana

The other day I was in Cali-forn-i-a
 Me and mi bredrin a drive 'pon the highway
 When some police come our way and say:
 "Pull over 'pon the hard shoulder"
 The officer said to my bredrin:
 "Do you have any marijuana in the car?"
 My bredrin said: "Yes officer I do, I have a ounce or two"
 Then he showed the officer a card
 And the officer said: "Okay, be on your way and have a good day"
 Mi say to mi bredrin: "A what kind of card that, you a diplomat?"
 "Him said no Macka B it's my medical marijuana card fi mi asthma"
 You see as soon as me reach back a England
 Mi go to the doctor, mi say doctor, cha
 Give me the card like the doctor them abroad
 Mi seh mi want a medical marijuana card
 A di medicine we hold inna high regard
 Mi seh mi want a medical marijuana card
 Mi seh it's good for the Asthma
 Multiple sclerosis and it good fi the cancer
 Good for migraine and it good fi glaucoma
 Good pain reliever and the stress and myeloma, cha
 Well anyway mi seh mi go a di doctor
 Mi tell him 'bout the medical marijuana
 Mi tell him 'bout the card inna California
 Them have it in America how come it nuh on ya, cha
 Well anyway doc you see mi a get older
 And mi find mi have a little pain in mi shoulder
 It help fi massage it and go to the sauna
 Another pain reliever is the marijuana
 You know seh a nuh lie doc, you know mi a nuh faker
 Just give me the card doctor, give me the paper
 Only this morning, mi get this headache ya
 Me need some medicine from Jamaica
 Just give me the card like the doctor them abroad
 Mi seh mi want a medical marijuana card
 A di medicine we hold inna high regard
 Mi seh mi want a medical marijuana card
 Mi tell him about my affliction
 Then him get the pen and him a write the prescription
 Don't give mi no pill, doctor, that is addiction
 Mi really want the herb, but mi nuh want the conviction
 The doctor tell mi seh him know the herb a di cure man
 We have some inna the chemist, but don't tell no one
 Don't feel no way doc, I don't want your one
 Mi have mi own a come from Westmoreland
 Give me the card like the doctor them abroad
 Mi seh mi want a medical marijuana card
 A di medicine we hold inna high regard
 Mi seh mi want a medical marijuana.
 Well I'm not joking
 Marijuana is not just for smoking
 A di real medicine fi we
 You can smoke it, eat it
 Rub it or drink it as tea, oo wee
 People not taking it just fi di thrill
 They prescribe marijuana for the terminally ill
 Good fi di stress man it help you fi chill
 Drink it or you smoke you take it as you will
 Pharmaceutical dem nuh like dat still
 All dem want you do is take pill, pill, pill
 Then fi dem pocket just fill, fill, fill
 Ting a ling a ling a ling is what you hear from the till
 Mi seh
 Give me the card like the doctor them abroad
 Mi seh mi want a medical marijuana card
 A di medicine we hold inna high regard
 Mi seh mi want a medical marijuana.
 It's in America why not inna yard
 Mi seh mi want a medical marijuana card