Operation Lifesaver aka Mint Test

The world is under attack at this very moment
 By the most powerful forces man has ever seen!
 Fate from the depths of the earth
 "Operation: Lifesaver" is in effect, as of right now!
 Wow, it caught me off guard
 I went to breathe out, but then she made me cough hard
 Contact the god and let him know to slip two in
 Fine, how are you doing?
 Can I get you a drink? This one's a shoo-in
 Awkward situation that I'm on a mission to ruin
 Her big butt and smile was like camo
 Hit up the men's room, we need more ammo (reload)
 Watch your three o'clock, a new recruit
 That's her gin and Juicy Juice, use a stick of Juicy Fruit
 (Fire in the hole) she just knew she was cute
 It's in her own best interest
 It's less stress, hit her with the,"Do you need a mint?" Test
 It don't matter if she's slim or dressed to impress
 I won't rest, fellas don't fess
 Some of 'em just need to eat the whole thing of Crest
 (It's in effect!)
 It's been a long day, it's just how the song say:
 ("Operation: Lifesaver" is in effect, as of right now!)
 I hope she don't take this the wrong way
 Are you ready? (Yeah)
 Are you with it? (Yeah)
 Okay, let's go, you know what to do
 The whole world's watching and counting on you
 You need a mint test
 No! The beat stopped!
 And all you people listening out there, everybody, everywhere
 Hang on! Hang on! Hang on!
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