I've Got a Dream

I'm malicious, mean and scary
 My sneer could curdle dairy
 And violence-wise, my hands are not the cleanest
 But despite my evil look
 And my temper, and my hook
 I've always yearned to be a concert pianist
 Can't ya see me on the stage performin' Mozart?
 Tickling the ivories 'til they gleam?
 Yep, I'd rather be called deadly
 For my killer Showtune medley
 Thank you!
 'Cause way down deep inside I've got a dream
 He's got a dream!
 He's got a dream!
 See, I ain't as cruel and vicious as I seem!
 Though I do like breaking femurs
 You can count me with the dreamers
 Like everybody else I've got a dream!
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 I've got scars and lumps and bruises
 Plus something here that oozes
 And let's not even mention my complexion
 But despite my extra toes
 And my goiter, and my nose
 I really wanna make a love connection
 Can't you see me with a special little lady
 Rowin' in a rowboat down the stream?
 Though I'm one disgusting blighter
 I'm a lover, not a fighter
 'Cause way down deep inside I've got a dream
 I've got a dream! (He's got a dream!)
 I've got a dream! (He's got a dream!)
 And I know one day romance will reign supreme!
 Though my face leaves people screaming
 There's a child behind it, dreaming
 Like everybody else I've got a dream
 Tor would like to quit and be a florist
 Gunther does interior design
 Ulf is into mime
 Attila's cupcakes are sublime
 Bruiser knits, killer sews
 Fang does little puppet shows
 And Vladimir collects ceramic unicorns!
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 I have dreams, like you, no, really!
 Just much less touchy-feely
 They mainly happen somewhere warm and sunny
 On an island that I own
 Tanned and rested and alone
 Surrounded by enormous piles of money
 I've got a dream! (She's got a dream!)
 I've got a dream! (She's got a dream!)
 I just wanna see the floating lanterns gleam!
 And with every passing hour
 I'm so glad I left my tower
 Like all you lovely folks I've got a dream!
 She's got a dream! (He's got a dream!)
 They've got a dream! (We've got a dream!)
 So our differences ain't really that extreme!
 We're one big team!
 Call us brutal, sick, sadistic and grotesquely optimistic
 'Cause way down deep inside we've got a dream!
 I've got a dream! I've got a dream!
 I've got a dream! I've got a dream!
 I've got a dream! I've got a dream!
 Yes, way down deep inside, I've got a dream!
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 Yeah!