Fat Boy

Even if I de-gummed a couple of my own teeth
 Made you a bracelet of my lineage bone
 You would just chuckle at my thick old fashioned shape
 You'd never see past all these Bo-Bo's and cassette tapes
 Even if I pinched drops from a pin-jab at my wrist
 And decorate your pillowcase with my riding the bench
 You would just chortle at my family's blood
 Turn away and cake yourself in the starting pitcher's mud
 Even if I pearl dived for kidneys from my hips
 And hung upon your Christmas tree all my heritage stones
 You would just mock my inability to piss
 As you arch your lower back to the homecoming king's kiss
 Even if I filleted this accordion from my breast
 And built you an Alamo from my skin
 You would just moonwalk out of my green advance
 Flip me the bird as a thinner boy unzips your pants
 Even though I'm skinny now
 I'm a fat boy, yes I know
 Even as I'm riding all around the world
 I'm still sad beside all the rivers where you flow
 (ya know?)