Tom Bodett

You and I we've had our problems but I think the counselor's right
 A change in behavior patterns could save the romance in our lives
 So let's load up the stationwagon, drive as far as we can get
 Find ourselves a little Motel 6, and we'll make love like Tom Bodet
 That's right we'll leave the light on, you draw the curtain by the door
 I'll day I love you in a monotone, mmm, mmm, mmm,
 And we'll make love like before
 Bring a bottle of champagne, ice it down in the sink
 Use a plastic cup for an ashtray,
 And leave our trash for the maids to clean
 I know you've had your reservations about our love in the past
 But if we lower our expectations, maybe it won't seem like such a test
 So why don't you lock that door behind you
 Come here and lay down by my side
 And we'll give a whole new meaning to the words "It's checkout time"
 I sure am glad we took our marriage counselors advice and came here to this
 Motel 6. It's kinda like our second honeymoon. I know it's not the Holiday
 Hilton, but there's color TV and cable, and free coffee in the morning, and,
 oh look, Karate Kid Part 3 is coming on HBO. Well, we'd better get started,
 because you know how much I hate to miss the beginning of a movie.
 That's right we'll leave the light on, you draw the curtain by the door
 I'll say I love you in a monotone, mmm, mmm, mmm
 And we'll make love on the floor