Red Staggerwing

If i was staggerwing plane
 A staggerwingpainted red
 I'd fly over to your house, baby
 Buzz you in your bed
 If i was a taperwing
 A taperwing painted blue
 I'd be barrell-rolling over you
 You're gonna need a rider anyhow
 Let me be your rider now
 If i was a maserati
 A red 300s
 I'd ride around to your house, baby
 Give you a driving test
 If i was a mustang racer
 White with a stripe of blue
 You could ride me, baby
 Whenever you wanted to
 You're gonna need a rider anyhow
 Let me be your rider now
 If i was a fender guitar
 A fender painted red
 You could play me, darlin'
 Until your fingers bled
 If i was one of them gibsons
 Like a '58 or '9
 You could plug me in
 And play me anytime
 You're gonna need a rider anyhow
 Let me be your rider now
 If i was a motorcycle
 A vincent red rapide
 I'd ride around to your house, baby
 Get you up to speed
 If i was short track racer
 I'd be an indian
 You could ride me around
 And ride me round again
 You're gonna need a rider anyhow
 Let me be your rider now
 You're gonna need a rider anyhow
 Let me be your rider now