Okie from Muskogee

We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee
 We don't take our trips on LSD
 We don't our burn draft cards down on Main Street
 We like living right and being free
 We dont make a party out of loving
 But we like holding hands and pitching wood
 We dont let our hair grow long and shaggy
 Like the hippies out in San Francisco do
 Chorus:
 I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee
 A place here even squares can have a ball
 We still wave Old Glory down at the court house
 And white lightning's still the biggest thrill of all
 Leather boots are still in style for manly footwear
 Beads and roman sandals wont be seen
 Football's still the roughest thing on campus
 And the kids here still respect the college dean
 (Chorus)
 We still wave Old Glory down at the court house
 In Muskogee Oklahoma USA