Lunchmeat

Oh sea legs please don't fail me now
 I pray lord please help me right
 This ship today
 Cause I can't take much more
 Of this strain on my battered hull.
 I thought I was tough
 I thought I was strong
 Thought I could handle anyone who came along
 Thought the worth of a boat
 in how well it floats
 And this old boat won't float for long with all these holes
 So I grab both sides with iron will
 It's fit for war but weighs too much and starts to fill
 Now I'm clutching the sides as long as I can
 It's much too cold to swim
 And much too deep to stand.
 When I started off down this path
 I was well aware of the facts
 And despite the proof I have vowed to choose
 I continue bearing these (?)
 I thought I was quick
 as smart as a whip
 I guess I met my match
 Best stiffen up, my lip.
 My wit's getting weak
 The sea's on the rise
 And here I sit exposed
 atop the lying side
 I thought I was tough
 I thought I was strong
 But I can't stay aboard this sinking ship for long
 I thought I was quick
 Smart as a whip
 I guess I met my match this time
 I'll take my licks.
 And when push always comes to shove
 And I feel like enough's enough
 And despite the shit-storm that's pounding my home
 I walk outside and set off.
 Oh sea legs please don't fail me now
 Oh sea legs please don't fail me now