Handshakes

Say you wanna get in
 And then you wanna get out
 When you get the money
 To buy yourself a castle
 How will you wear your leisure?
 Your zipper back and front
 On the fence together
 Weekends in leather
 Flip to the right
 And slip back to the left
 For handshakes at the ranch
 And small talk at the crossroads
 Rubbing up to the ladder
 Sucking on every rung
 Coming up forever
 And hanging on
 Whoo ou ou ou ou ou ou
 Ou ou ou ou ou ou ou
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 Ou ou ou ou ou ou ou
 Ou ou ou ou ou ou ou
 That's entertainment
 When the cameras roll
 Can you face the pavement
 For a happy dog and pony show?
 Everybody loves you baby
 Of course they do
 Do you miss me?
 I'll miss you
 Whoo ou ou ou ou ou ou
 Whoo ou ou ou ou ou ou
 
 Whoo ou ou ou ou ou ou
 Whoo ou ou ou ou ou ou
 Whoo ou ou ou ou ou ou
 Whoo ou ou ou ou ou ou
 Whoo ou ou ou ou ou ou
 Buy this car to drive to work
 Drive to work to pay for this car
 Buy this car to drive to work
 Drive to work
 Buy this car to drive to work
 Drive to work to pay for this car
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 Bah bah bah-da la
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 Buy this car to drive to work
 Drive to work to pay for this car
 Bah bah bah-da la
 Say you wanna get in
 And you're gonna get out
 But you won't
 'Cause it's a trap