Bells Of DOOM

"I'll show the world, and more particularly those dim-witted, no-talent studio execs that I, I'll prove that I'm the greatest sound man of all time!"
 yea yea yea yea yea yea yea
 "he was a recording genius who invented this gizmo that turns bells into bombs or something!"
 "wow! gotta get outta the way of the sound waves of those bells!"
 who got the most whips gats an cash?
 if you ask the Villain, he say who gives a rats ass
 can't take it wit'choo you when you breathe ya last
 in the meanin in between pass that grass
 give thanks, his rank is that of big stank dank
 he often'd time drank by the river bank
 an kept a silver shank, for a calm cat
 always stayed strapped for hand to arm combat
 for Doom the bell tolls
 let them fools know ain't no more room in these hell holes
 it's filled up to the brim wit sold souls
 crackheads dope fiends an 40's of ol' gold
 hold up, the boldest who ever sold it
 whoever dare roll up, prepare to get folded
 like Holly Hobby, gosh golly gee
 the back of Hector Hoskerish's trolly red wash me
 dag nabbit, the mask is like a chick magnet
 some'll let you stab it for a nic' of the babbit
 they say he talk slick like Dick Habbot
 a fiend for the mic an can't kick it like a cig habit
 give him a hero's holla
 along wit more free dough than creeflow dolla
 holy toledo how he make bass on the today show
 they say he wear a mask in case his face show
 it's better than a stocking, bird brain
 find him on the corner rockin' Mockingbird lane
 he's a odd man, grandma
 and she's a bad mamma-jamma either squeeze the damn hammer
 or stop complainin, on the top he's remainin
 a lot of pop sensations need more proper home trainin
 the people say he's the nicest
 he only wants to be left alone to his own devices
 if the price is right he might sing a new smash
 then laugh an twist his rolly fingers moustache
 tear ya crew a new. gash
 an prepare a new batch, of his own special herb goulash
 Villain, the dork who talk funny
 an he'll put one in ya, so watch where you walk money
 like sonny say, Doom all goomas they cure tumors
 and beware of the Doomsta!