Kon Queso

Give it a sec for the pain to start
 This wreck right here, it ain't for the faint of heart
 They thought they saw the worst verse
 From the team of G men who seem like nerds at first
 Once they get to know us people dig us
 Leaders in the fight for equal rights for niggas
 Inventor of the more demented flow, nobody doubt it
 Just go for it, if you bout it bout it or rowdy, rowdy
 Whatever's clever, the master fold
 Who every hooker heard of but now, ho, know
 If we see tomorrow, the next day classes
 The villain in the back with the x-ray glasses
 Have no fear, the ninja here
 Feel 'em like the tinge in your ear from drinking ginger beer
 When it's on loco head gon' lay low
 And heat it like beef patty, coco bread kon queso
 If you say so lace the whole case load
 They say he wear a metal mask in case his face show
 He told 'em they flows is bitch talk and ayo's
 His whole crew walk with pitchfork and halos
 Say, ho, if you never worked a J-O
 And keep more cash then a stash in a peso
 Okay, yo, y'all know who to follow
 Tie 'em up in the crib and leave the place hollow
 Oh, shoot, the goose is loose
 So wild you couldn't chase it down with straight fruit juice
 Frown like the first time you taste cous cous
 Stash the deuce deuce, troops asking "truce, truce"
 Today on intense wreck week
 We have the super villain in his own defense to speak
 It's all part of my mental techniques
 Available to freaks and pencil neck geeks
 Train the same brain to a insane train of thought
 On a campaign trail he came to gain your support
 Charge cash for a autograph
 Say some shit to make your daughter laugh then slaughter the ass
 See 'em on the big screen like Steve McQueen
 Do something and never be back once he leaves the scene
 Keep more medicated pads than Stridex
 For his own side wrecks with no known side effects
 Before you press charges use your noodle
 So what when he grab the mic he scratch your cute cuticles
 Keep your mouth shut, everything will be beautiful
 It would be often rude to you, now get back to your hooty hoo
 Damn it, it ain't worth the drama, can it
 From the calm bandit eat rhymers like pomegranate
 Soon as he stepped in he lit the room
 Boom, reschedule my noon with Britt Hume
 (Doom!) In love with Mary Jane, she's my main thing
 Pulled her right from that web head, what a lame brain
 Maintain and say it, don't spray it
 You wanna see your girl again, you might as well pay it
 If I had a dime for every rhymer that bust guns
 I'll have a cool mil' for my sons in trust funds
 When I was broker than a broke dick dog
 I always kept a L to smoke in thick fog
 When it rain it sure do thunderstorm
 I got more rhymes in the summer than musty underarms
 One, two, microphone checker
 First learned to neck off a Home Ec homewrecker
 This is back when he was like crib age
 When he hit the stage, it's like a gauge to the rib cage
 Break the mic like a rock star, break a guitar
 Jump off the stage like, yee haw
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 We shall now vote for a new world leader. I nominate, DOOM. All in favor, say Aye
 Aye!
 Oh, no
 DOOM, is master of the world
 We must hurry
 Wait! If you are really with us, prove it. Let me hear you say it.
 Tell me that DOOM is a tyrant and must be overthrown
 I-I have spent my life
 Say it! You have spent your life serving a tyrant. DOOM must be stopped
 I fear you're right, my friend
 The President of the United States is on the phone
 Mr. President, you're at the mercy of your deadliest enemy
 It is time you learned once and for all, DOOM. The United States does not barter with terrorists
 You never learn, do you?
 Here, this is the address of friends in New York. They'll help