Every Song’s A Drinkin’ Song

Every song's a drinkin' song when you're drinkin'
 Fast or slow, they all go good when you're buzzed
 You don't have to wait on Hank
 If you want to raise your glass
 'Cause every song's a drinkin' song when you're drinkin'
 We got lovers without lovers
 And broken-hearted brothers
 And bad mother-truckers gettin' high
 The cowboys wanted Jones
 And the bikers, The Rolling Stones
 Then the bartender said "There ain't no need to fight"
 'Cause every song's a drinkin' song when you're drinkin'
 Fast or slow, they all go good when you're buzzed
 You don't have to wait on Cash
 If you're just here to get trashed
 'Cause every song's a drinkin' song when you're drinkin'
 Ah, the jukebox, it ain't choosy
 Me neither when I'm boozy
 Here's a quarter, go on and put on what you want
 Oh, if you got a grievance
 Just save it, we don't need it
 Just shut up and help us all just sing along
 'Cause who here doesn't love a Hank Junior song?
 'Cause every song's a drinkin' song when you're drinkin'
 Fast or slow, they all go good when you're buzzed
 You don't have to wait on Nelson
 If you're trying to raise some hell, son
 'Cause every song's a drinkin' song when you're drinkin'
 (Come on boys, let's go to the bar, I need a drink!)
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 (Make it a double)
 You don't have to wait on Dwight
 If you're trying to get right
 'Cause every song's a drinkin' song when you're drinkin'
 You don't have to wait on Cline
 If you just want some more wine
 'Cause every song's a drinkin' song when you're drinkin'